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Brain impact · Ages 11+Brain impact · Ages 2-4
"Banter that's actually meanness" becomes a school script.
When the appropriate response to a friend crying is to call him a baby, that's a peer-dynamic template. Bleeped profanity reads as a wink, not a censor.
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Slow shots train attention.
Long observational scenes give a 3-year-old's attention span room to track one thing at a time, instead of training it to jump every two seconds.